Text 18 Sep 82,447 notes

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

Text 18 Sep 93,151 notes EXPERIMENT

kateordie:

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

Well duh

Photo 18 Sep 393,233 notes girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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littlemilkjug:

thedoctorsbungus:

I realize they’re taking the walking dead TV show in a different direction than the comics but i don’t see why they have to take away everyone’s disabilities. Neither Rick nor The Governor lost their arms, Michonne isn’t schizophrenic, Dale and Allen never lost their legs, and nobody has gotten shot and lived yet!

Daryl? Got shot by Andrea and is still living, Bob got shot by one of the governors men and is still living.

Thats true but its still nowhere near how many people lived through that kind of thing in the comics. Andrea, Axel, Rick, Glenn, The Gov. All got shot and all lived. (There could be more i don’t remember)

Text 17 Sep 4 notes

I realize they’re taking the walking dead TV show in a different direction than the comics but i don’t see why they have to take away everyone’s disabilities. Neither Rick nor The Governor lost their arms, Michonne isn’t schizophrenic, Dale and Allen never lost their legs, and nobody has gotten shot and lived yet!

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

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i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

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